Diverse New Life Found In Pacific Set To Take Over If Humans Blow It
Recently, scientists discovered 52 new species in the Pacific off Indonesia.
Elated, Mark Erdmann, a U. S. scientist who led surveys there this year, stated, “We feel very confident that
Songwriter Confessions 2
Any real Beatle fan knows that Stu Sutcliffe was the original bass player,who died of a brain embolism before the Beatles became famous. But what if it hadn’t been Stu with the deadly weakness, but r
Debate on Global Warming Reaches Hurricane Strength
As the hurricane season heats up, so has the debate about the extent to which the severity of recent hurricanes is due to to global warming.
Advocates howl that warmer ocean temperatures
It Became An All Night Serenade Crusade
I’m at the age when sleep, especially during the night, is a very fragile commodity. The least little noise arouses my body to full consciousness. I say my body, because I’m not sure my brain is ever
Woodward Publishes New Expos Names Secret Source Deep Tragedy
Bob Woodward, the columnist for The Washington Post who famously wrote, with fellow journalist Carl Bernstein, an exposé on Watergate, for which the source of secret info became known as Deep Throat,
Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani sla
Democrats Search For Platform Find It In FDR s Basement
The Democratic Party, sensing electoral weakness in the war-ravaged Republican Party, began an intensive search for a platform that might lead to a rejuvenation of their own habitually unfocused and
Met Meets Greece s Request Returns Ancient Toilet Seats
The Metropolitan Museum of Art, having recently agreed to return one of the finest vases in its collection from the Classical Age of Ancient Greece, has also consented to return the collected toilet
Cell Phones and the Dentist
Don't you just hate people who talk on their cell phones while they drive? Blindly babbling away, not paying attention to the road, endangering everyone nearby … so inconsiderate.
Anyway
JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz
The Jazzfest in New Orleans, intended to revive the sodden spirits of the land of legendary jazz greats, went off, oddly enough, with comparatively little jazz. There was, in conspicuous unlikelihood
Is Your City Among the Nation s Funniest
If, as the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine, then the United States is one healthy nation.
Research commissioned by Shoebox, Hallmark's irreverent greeting card line, set out t
How A Head Cold Got Me Married Short Version
Now that I’m settled, I must reflect on my past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many times I’ve misled myself into a man’s loving arms, and how much I loved every minute of it?
Taliban Asserts Control Of North Waziristan Tourism Dips
The Taliban has reportedly asserted control of North Waziristan, the famously wild mountainous region of Pakistan that borders Afghanistan. As a result, tourism in the area has taken a decided dip.
Foiled Again The Attack Of The Citizen Killers
Thanks to British intelligence, with a little help from a wise and noble Muslim informer, another attack by Al-Qaeda has been foiled. And just in the turban of time. As you know, the suspects had rec
Saddam Hussein s Defense Attorneys Admit Genocide But Insist It s OK
In the trial of Saddam Hussein for genocide, he and his lawyers apparently decided that playing dumb and asking, “What 180,000 Kurds?” would unlikely prove to be a credible defense. So they cleverly
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