Bill Clinton In Secret Talks With Hillary Agrees To Run For Vice President
Former President Bill Clinton has been holding secret talks with his wife and wannabe President Hillary and has, the rumor mill informs us, agreed to be her Vice Presidential candidate.
Eternal Wit
Whoever said, "You can't take it with you" was obviously not referring to a sense of humor ...
Here is a list of actual epitaphs from departed souls who clearly had more to say than the
U S May Join Opec 1 4 Of World s Untapped Oil Reserves In Artic
Recent exploration of sediment deep beneath the Artic Ocean has led geologists to estimate that approximately 1/4 of the world’s untapped oil and gas reserves are located there. After evaluating the
Ken Lay Times Heart Attack Just Right Foils Government s Plan To Seize Assets
Just as Ken Lay was about to be sentenced to twenty-five years or so in the clinker and his remaining assets were about to be seized by the government, he had a fatal heart attack.
While
Preventive Use Of Antipsychotic Drugs Weighed Cite World Leaders
Psychiatry, which has evolved from advocating cathartic conversations to prescribing antipsychotic drugs, is now weighing prescribing the mental salves as a preventive measure, that is, before people
Calvin and Hobbes A Brief History
Calvin and Hobbes has been one of the most popular comic strips for quite some time now. The story details the adventures of an imaginative young boy named Calvin, and his pet tiger, Hobbes. The comi
Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise Notice Scarcity of Seniors In Marathons
Baby boomers, who exercise more than any generation before them, have been flocking to orthopedic surgeons to tend to their aching tendons and joints.
As news of the growing need for sur
Amnesty International Grants Stay Of Execution To Victims Of Terrorism
The laudable but not overwhelmingly effectual organization, Amnesty International, released an unusual report that had two well-balanced goals.
The first was, as one would expect, to poi
The Invention Of Land An Eyewitness Account Part Two of The Invention of Everything
Continuing Readers: Please, page down past the brief introductory note.
New Readers: If you missed Part One, "The Invention of Sex," you’ll find it elsewhere on this site or in the arch
Chinese Hope To Make British Car That Works
Remember the MG? Worse yet, did you ever own one? Then cower in fear. The Chinese bought the MG brand name and are about to open a plant to build the malfunctioning suckers in Oklahoma.
France Attacks Iran U S And Britain Object
France, casting aside its usual insistence on diplomacy, even when it’s obvious to every person who happens to be alert that it can’t work, finally grew impatient with Iran’s centrifuge-rattling beha
World Chess Championship Literally Goes Down The Toilet
Sometimes the cartoon world, at least as reflected in the colorful pictures and captions of mass media, gets so bonkers that a real-world headline would be right at home in a humor magazine. Take the
Internet Which Began As Tech Wizardry Ends Up As Ad Wizardry
The Internet, which began as the inspiration and implementation of technical wizards, has apparently ended up as the playground of advertising wizards. Witness the incessant publicity about such Inte
New Book About End Of Life On Earth Skips Beginning Of It
Yet another bleak new book about the end of life on the earth has emerged from the darkling presses, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. Unnfortunately, the author skips something that has not yet occurred:
The Adventures of a Paperboy s Mother
The woman in the doorway is saying, "I don't want the paper except on alternate Tuesdays, and every third Sunday until October 1. Steve stands on her porch, looks bewildered, and turning to me as I w
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